Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cryptic metaphor #395





The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown-

This is not a metaphor I can clear up for the confused, but chances are if you know me well, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

the lion beat the unicorn all around the town-

and there's a fuckin reason for that. Goddamn unicorn doesn't know creepy from crazy most days. I've let her out more often in the past three days than the past four months, and already she's warranted a rescue.

And that's all I have to say about that.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I know you, but not well. Multiple personalities?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    ...and now I can't seem to get that rhyme out of my head, which got me thinking, the unicorn already has a crown, sort of ;)

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  3. HoneyJanuary 15, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Did you know that in Scotland, both the lion and the unicorn end up with a crown? I think they are also on opposite sides, too.

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  4. UnknownJanuary 15, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    the word verification is "ousin" so i had to leave a comment. WTF?!?!?!


    and we will discuss later.

    :)

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  5. LipsJanuary 15, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    ha ha. good for you :) and the lion

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  6. Max CooperJanuary 27, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Dude. You've got your computer back. Post already.

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  7. BethanyJanuary 29, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Madame.... ahem.... post?

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