The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown- This is not a metaphor I can clear up for the confused, but chances are if you know me well, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
the lion beat the unicorn all around the town-
and there's a fuckin reason for that. Goddamn unicorn doesn't know creepy from crazy most days. I've let her out more often in the past three days than the past four months, and already she's warranted a rescue.