Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cryptic metaphor #395

The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown-

This is not a metaphor I can clear up for the confused, but chances are if you know me well, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

the lion beat the unicorn all around the town-

and there's a fuckin reason for that. Goddamn unicorn doesn't know creepy from crazy most days. I've let her out more often in the past three days than the past four months, and already she's warranted a rescue.

And that's all I have to say about that.


Anonymous said...

I know you, but not well. Multiple personalities?

Anonymous said...

...and now I can't seem to get that rhyme out of my head, which got me thinking, the unicorn already has a crown, sort of ;)

Honey said...

Did you know that in Scotland, both the lion and the unicorn end up with a crown? I think they are also on opposite sides, too.

Lizzie said...

the word verification is "ousin" so i had to leave a comment. WTF?!?!?!

and we will discuss later.


Lips said...

ha ha. good for you :) and the lion

Max Cooper said...

Dude. You've got your computer back. Post already.

Bethany said...

Madame.... ahem.... post?