Thursday, January 29, 2009

Where to begin...

I don't know what to tell you. How to illustrate my current state of being would have meant writing all the posts that came to me in moments that were utterly forgotten in favor of working the next time I found an hour to get online. Moments like today, manic in one second, deeply disturbed in that I'm-in-favor-of-a-panic-attack way. The correct question is, "why manickypanicky?" The answer is, "shut up!" Moments like standing in line at Walgreens to buy a pregnancy test, and nothing else, on credit. Because I felt all waaaaay crazier than normal and my breasts hurt, but now we rule out pregnancy because the test was negative. Of course this works like a charm at starting your period, so that is nice.

There are far better moments, that I selfishly do not wish to describe. I have pictures but, though not nekky, are too intimate for me to put online, especially without pre-consent. In a nutshell this means I'll be saving the best for myself. Selfish, selfish capitalist.

Anyway, Edwardian Ball SF went swimmingly, the most lavishly attended three-day hoopla I've ever performed with. I went a little nutso and didn't want to get out of character on Saturday. It's a little insane how easily I could drown myself in it.

Ok, so the truth of my right now is that I'm sitting by the window in my brand spankin new apartment (pictures to follow week after next week, which is when I will finally, finally have time to rest) which was bequeathed to me from the lovely and could kick your ass Kerri K! my friend and aerial acro teacher. Luna has moved to Alameda where bike riding is not a death sentence and Nimh is not illegal, which is loverly. The times they are a-changing.

We went back today to clean our old apartment. Although i was reasonably close to a panic attack the whole time (for explanation see paragraph #1) the crazy didn't really kick in until I went to catch the underground back to my new neighborhood. My new neighborhood is not downtown. I've expected to miss downtown, as it's an experience I waited a long time to have. I changed my mind while waiting for the N Judah in the Muni station. The platform, as usual, was swarming with people who weren't looking at each other, but edging closer and closer to the yellow painted partition. Mean old Asian ladies with pink plastic shopping bags shove their way through you to stand one inch in front of you and then glare at you as though you've been rude. People stampede toward the cars as they approach, then subversively elbow their way in and stand close as cattle. All this was happening and the N Judah was being eeeeeeextra slow, stopping a lot underground between stations. I was also carrying an armload of costumes and a homeless cart full of other shit and sweating, because it was really hot in there, and telling myself that now was NOT the time to peak the crazy. Soon there would be air and light. And there was, and I survived the brutal three station journey. Waah. I then proceeded to come home and freak out some more about doling myself out in far too many directions, with far too little time. But then I walked to the bank, and the neighborhood cheered me immensely.

My new neighborhood is the best part of San Francisco. I always thought the only neighborhood I'd want to live in besides downtown is here, in Castro. That's right, I heart my gayborhood, the rainbow flag flying proudly, sweater-wearing bitsy dogs prancing down Market. This is my happiness of the tangible immediate now. I cannot believe how fucking lucky I am.

And I'm about to ruin everything by not taking good enough care of myself. I can handle a lot, so I give myself a lot. I thrive on it, but woe betide me not to give myself a clean period of time every now and then, when the focus can be narrowed to three or so points instead of a dozen. What good is all the training, all the work, all the fighting, all the everything, if at the end you're standing in a gorgeous theater the night before curtain wishing you weren't so worn thin you couldn't feel a damn thing.

So, to that end: rest soon. But not yet. Tomorrow morning I get on the freak bus and ride down with the rest of Vau de Vire to do Edwardian weekend, LA. Back, then five days to prepare for a big fancy audition. Out of town for audition, back to SF.

Then rest.

I can make it.

You know, in school people encouraged you to be the biggest baddest you could be, but no one ever talked about taxes, or learning how to cook healthily for yourself, or how ridiculously irritating it is to call your wireless provider, or learning how to do laundry naturally without letting it build for a month, or how essential it is to get enough fiber, and how sleep deprivation makes you ugly. Don't get me wrong, it has been a fucking blast figuring out all this shit (it has!) but afterwards, when I still have the big badass stuff to do (in clean clothes, with fiber and sleep) I'm on my way to Circus Center and wondering why all this menial shit wasn't the part they warned us was going to be the hardest to learn.

Another victory in the quest to live the life I want while still managing a clean kitchen and good credit. Is anyone else filled with pride when they see they own a sugar bowl, and it's full of sugar and no ants, and you made that happen almost without trying?

Now if you've read this far (yikes) I feel you deserve some sort of reward. So before you follow this link to my homeboy Neil Girling's site (he was the official photographer for Edwardian Weekend), I'll give you a sneak preview of what's sure to be the end of any sexual fantasies you might ever have about me........................










wait for it.....................






















BAM!

6 comments:

oculustigris said...

Among the things that stays in my head from that evening (for no good reason) was the woman to your left in that picture, and her skirt that was slit up to her hips on both sides, because there's no way she could have moved the way she did otherwise. It's those little practicalities that I know I would never have been aware of had I not been there before. They make me feel warm when I see them. If I haven't told you already, I'm incredibly jealous. Tell her and everyone else on and back stage that night that I think they are awesome.

Also, I feel incredibly stupid for not realizing who Luna was. :P

-D$

marius said...

OMG!
Youre Billy Joe Armstrong!

http://music.aol.com/picture/green-day/billie-joe-armstrong-of-green-day/07-708-5631

Your band opened me up to music in 1994!
And I know that you got your name from a scene in Soilent Green! whoohooo!

(PS:Thanks for playing Roskilde in 2005)

Max Cooper said...

Wow. All the stuff in that post worth commenting on, and I can't, because I have to comment on this:

"Youre Billy Joe Armstrong!"

Side splitting.

Bethany said...

Ok, so I've never had a problem with the sugar bowl thing but similarly I am immensely proud of myself when i empty the dishwasher immediately after it has finished cycling. I know what. The *clean* self-sufficiency, it is entirely underrated.

Also.. if you live in Castro I will most definitely have to come visit you againn in order to mark more sinks in gay bars and to see more gay men raise their hands in surrender while saying "Oh Jesus." You know, once is definitely not enough for such things.

Honey said...

Ah yes, pregnancy tests, otherwise known as voodoo kits to induce menstruation.

Congrats on the new address- you'll have to send me that so I have it, please.

Good luck, darlink,and please do take care of yourself.

Lizzie said...

I HAVE COLLAPSED INTO OBSCENE GIGGLES.